A woman had just given birth and the midwife took the baby aside to give it a check up. After a few minutes the midwife returned and said "I'm sorry Mrs Smith but I have some good news and some bad news." "What is it?" said the mother, "tell me the bad news first." The midwife replied "I'm terribly sorry but your baby has ginger hair." "Oh my god that's awful" said the mother, "what's the good news?" "The good news is? it's dead."