I: How many languages do you speak?
CB: Not as many as you
I: I speak German, English and Spanish.
CB: Say something in Spanish then.
I: Cómo estás?
CB: Sorry, I don't speak black.
:OoO:
ME: So how old are you then?
CB: How old are you?
ME: I am 25.
CB: Only 25 years old? You seem older than that.
ME: You cannot see me!
CB: Yes I can.
:OoO:
scheiß....google....