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@wertb Ich habe nur 28 cm,... :'(
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@Ganeda tl;dr
Quake :uglyfinger:
Daran errinern wir uns doch alle!! :foreveralone: AAhhh... much better! (after urinating) Bitchin'! Blow it out your ass! (referencing They Live) Boooorn tooo beee wiiiiiiild... to Ash's quote from Army of Darkness] (says after choosing the hard difficult setting) Come on! (after the player was not moving for a while) Damn.... Damn! Damn it. (after killing any of the women in the game) Damn, I'm good! (says after choosing the "Nightmare" difficult setting) Damn... I'm looking good! [after looking at himself in a mirror] Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride. (after the aliens destroy his monter truck) Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride! Damn, you're ugly. [in reference to Predator] Do, or do not, there is no try. [in reference to Yoda] Eat shit and die. Get away from her, you bitch! (in reference to Aliens) Get that crap outta here! [After an enemy dies violently (exploding)] Die, you son of a bitch! (after defeating the Battlelords, in reference to Jaws) Get back to work, you slacker! (checking out office computer playing Duke3d) Go ahead, make my day. (reference to the same phrase from Clint Eastwood's character Dirty Harry in the film Sudden Impact) Gonna rip 'em a new one. Guess again, freakshow. I'm coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size-13 boot! Groovy! [reference to Ash's quote from Evil Dead 2:Dead by Dawn] Hail to the king, baby! [reference to Ash's quote from Army of Darkness] Heh, heh, heh... what a mess! [After an enemy dies violently (exploding)] Hey, She-bitch...let's rock! [Ash quote from Army of Darkness] HHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! [Falling to his death] Hmm, don't have time to play with myself. [Duke examines the Duke Nukem II arcade machine] Hmm, that's one "Doomed" Space Marine. [seeing a torn corpse of a Space Marine from Doom] Holy cow! Holy shit! I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck. (reference to Gunnery Seargeant Hartman in the movie Full Metal Jacket and also appeared in the 1986 movie Stand By Me, and earlier in the 1983 movie, Doctor Detroit) I'm gonna get medieval on your asses! (reference to Marsellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction) I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch! I'm gonna put this smack dab on your ass! I ain't afraid of no quake! (in reference to ID Software's Quake PC Game, as well as Ghostbusters tagline) I like a good cigar...and a bad woman... I should have known those alien maggots booby-trapped this sub. It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all outta gum. (reference to They Live) It's down to you and me, you one-eyed freak! (when encountering the Emperor) It's time to abort your whole freaking species! (After defeating the Queen) Let God sort 'em out! (Advice given by Arnaud Amalric during the Albigensian Crusade when asked by a Crusader how to distinguish the Cathars from the Catholics) Let's rock! (Possible reference to Vasquez in Aliens)(says after choosing the medium difficult setting) Looks like cleanup on aisle four. (Possible reference to Ash in Army of Darkness) Lucky son of a bitch. Mess with the best, you will die like the rest (reference to Hackers (1995)) My boot, your face; the perfect couple. My name is Duke Nukem - and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards! (After defeating the Battlelord) No way I'm eating this shit! Nobody steals our chicks... and lives! Now this is a force to be reckoned with! (after discovering a Stormtrooper's corpse hanging upside down] (reference to Dark Forces) Nuke 'em 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark! Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker. Ooh, I needed that! [After gaining health when less than 25%] Ooh, that's gotta hurt. (says sarcastically after blowing up enemy corpses) [Possible reference to Ash in Army of Darkness] Piece of Cake. (says after choosing the easiest difficult setting) See you in Hell! Shake it, baby! (after handing a girl money) Shit happens. (after stepping in alien feces, reference to Forrest Gump or The Predator) Sometimes I even amaze myself. (In reference to Star Wars) Staying alive, staying alive, la. (singing Bee Gees 'Staying Alive') Suck it down! Terminated! (after discovering the hydraulic press with the crushed Terminator skeleton in the secret 'Freeway' level) This really pisses me off! This is KTIT, K-Tit! Playing the breast- uhh, the best tunes in town. That's gonna leave a mark! We meet again, Doctor Jones! (after discovering Indiana Jones corpse hanging) What are you waitin' for? Christmas? (after the player has been away from keyboard for a while) (reference to Die Hard) What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater? Where is it? Who wants some? (reference to Ash's quote from Evil Dead 2) Wohoo! Yeah, piece of cake! Yippie ka-yay, motherfucker! (Bleeped out) [reference to Bruce Willis, from the Die Hard Films) You guys suck! You're an inspiration for birth control. Your face, your ass - what's the difference? (reference to an Andrew Dice Clay joke) You wanna dance? (after handing a girl money)
hab die HD edition von Duke Nukem 3D aufm PC erst vor kurzem wieder durchgezockt xD
balls balls balls balls balls OF STEEL!
@Unke1000 eeexxakt!!
Jaaa, Duke Nukem. Das hab ich letztens erst wieder ausgepackt, das is einfach DER Klassiker. Hail To The King, Baby! 8)
@wertb Soll aber auch Leut gegeben haben, die ned gecheatet haben, ich habs grad nur wegen dnscotty erkannt.
@Unke1000 Leicht rechts oben :-D
id... ist aber DOOM dn... ist DukeNukem
Wer alles weiß genau in welche Richtung man sich denn drehen muss um den ersten Gegner nach der Rutschpartie durch den Lüftungsschacht auf der Kiste auszuknipsen?
@wertb idkfa, iddqd,idclip und für den duke dnscotty lvl#, Hoch, Hoch, Runter, Runter, Links, Rechts, Links, Rechts, B, A
@wertb Ich habe nur 28 cm,... :'(

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