(in high-pitch-Stimme, die irgendwo zwischen aufgeregt und panisch klingt und vorher gaaaaanz viel luft eingeatmet hat sodass Atempausen nicht notwendig sind):
"next I found out that it's all just trash people dumped in the water so I realized my hobby was trash so I disposed of all the trash back in the water and next disposed of my trashattracting magnet there too, next I threw in the camera since I didn't need it anymore, but then I realized I could still use my camera without looking for trash so I jumped in the water myself. exciting!"