Mike Hawk DU IDIOT!!!
Das soll alt sein?
Ist ja erst seit 7 Tage im Netz, du affe mit verlauster Frisur.
Ja Okay, wenn man keinen job hat und 24 Std in Netz surft, kommen eim die Tage wie Jahre vor....darum begreife ich das du 7 Tage mit 7 Jahre verwechselt hat...
Das ist aber auch der Grund warum du schon 7000 Jahre alt bist und noch keine graue Haare hast.
Macht ja nichts, solange das Video Aaaaalt ist...
DICKHEAD
Danke dir Bombe, ich kann Texte auf englisch häufig nicht richtig verstehen, was z.T an meinen Englisch-kenntnissen, z.T an meiner Hörschwäche liegt. Insofern ein Dankeschön für die Lyrics!
Fett nen neues Video kannt ich noch gar nicht von ihm!
Sauber gemacht! Text wie immer super! Auch wenn ich mit meinem englisch erst immer 2-3 mal drüber hören muss! Es wird dann aber bei jedem mal besser!
[MC Confusing]
All the rappers are comprehensible, not me
First on the mic, MC Confusing!
I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zack Braff taking a nap
I attack mothafuckas wearin' purple backpacks
And I snag on towel raacks so take a **** on your track
Yeah you wack, cuz everybody understands what you say
but when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay
And I play air guitar in a tube of toothpaste
Then I say karate pencil case and put it on tape
[MC Insecure]
Yo I'm MC Insecure, what's up?
I really don't think that I'm good enough
to be rhymin' on this track cuz my lyrics suck
All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck
It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse
And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt
[Owww! I think I... spread my ankle
You guys go ahead with the rest of the song without me]
[MC Amnesia]
Yo MC Amnesia up in this *****
Woke up five days and go lying in the ditch
Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember ****
Apparently something happened I was traumatic
I used to have my rhymes but I can't remember them
Seriously I'm freaking out like can't remember anything!
What my mothafucking name?
[Seriously does anyone know what my name is?]
[MC Public Urination]
Yo I'm MC Public Urination, what what?
I take a ****** piss on the ****** sidewalk
Any time any place I just wipe out my cock
And empty my bladder while you mothafuckas watch!
You know that MC's can't handle this ****!
You just a little ***** 'fraid of peeing public
You runnin' to a toilet everytime you have to piss
Yo **** that **** I just wipe out my dick!
[MC Fatigue]
Yo MC Fatigue yeah that's me
Everytime I grab the mic I ****** fall asleep
[Chorus-Chorus Guy]
I'm the guy who sings the chorus
(Yeah it breaks up the song)
My part is kinda boring
(I wish that I can go home)
But they're paying me to sing the chorus
(And I really need the cash)
Cuz I'm unemployed at the moment
(Just moved back in with my dad)
[Verse 2: MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is
Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss
She said 'let's go to your place and I'll suck your dick'
I said 'Hell yeah *****, that's so ironic'
[MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily]
Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily
My rhymes are bad *** like Gandolfini
[missing and im too lazy to fix this]
[MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
I really like those movies but the 4th one dissapointed me
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci
Why did they have to make the 4th one? They had a perfect trilogy!
[MC Lethal Weapon 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4 that's me
I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy
The 4 was also good together with Chris Rock and Jet Li!
[MC **** My Pants Frequently]
Aight I'm MC **** My Pants Frequently
It usually happens when I'm walking down the street
Or when I'm hangin' out with some fly *** hoes
There we go, thank god i brought a change of clothes!
[MC Final Verse]
Yo I'm the MC with the final verse
I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard
But muthafuckas I don't really have the time
So **** that and come back to the Chorus Guy
[Chorus-Chorus Guy]
thank god it's almost done)
I hate singin' the chorus
(Such a boring ******' job)
And I'm gonna take my 40 bucks
(That's what they payin' me)
And I'm gonna go get really drunk
(Masturbate then go to sleep)
