This copypasta was originally written by Team Fortress 2 user Guuse[1] in 2014 on March 17th, and was added to his Pastebin.[2]
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Guuse originally wrote the copypasta for use as spam by binding it to key terms in game chat rooms during arguments on gender identity politics. In December 2014, Guuse posted a claim of authorship of the copypasta to his recruitment page on the European Team Fortress Two site.[5]
So sehr diese Videos amüsant sind, es ist doch ziemlich armselig wie diese Leute von Infowars etc. an diesen Demonstrationen und Versammlungen teilnehmen, nur um die Andersdenkenden zu provozieren. Ich meine den ganzen Zeitaufwand und die Energie, die die da rein stecken.. Da fragt man sich, wer am Schluss der Dümmere ist.
This copypasta was originally written by Team Fortress 2 user Guuse[1] in 2014 on March 17th, and was added to his Pastebin.[2]
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Guuse originally wrote the copypasta for use as spam by binding it to key terms in game chat rooms during arguments on gender identity politics. In December 2014, Guuse posted a claim of authorship of the copypasta to his recruitment page on the European Team Fortress Two site.[5]
